elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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disiplesofthejesusofsuburbia:

smerka-berl:

iwishihadafather:

im judging

Judging hard.

not as hard as the D she’s getting

(Source: lame-god)

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

(Source: p4nzerkunst, via sunalwaysshining)

mongolwarrior66:

eatsleeplovelift:

This guys actually crazy. He was really unhealthy and overweight, lost all his weight and became a dedicated fitness icon, and then, in order to prove to his clients that anyone can do it, he gained ALL his weight back and lost it a SECOND time. Crazy, awesome motherfucka.

No he didn’t do it twice… only once. He was a personal trainer and decided to make himself obese to prove a point and teach himself a lesson. 

(Source: liftinmotivation)

s-meraldo:

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

OH MY GOOOOOD

(Source: cineraria, via w0rld-of-kenzie)

sweet-bitsy:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

WHAT A PUP

(via holdincaulfields)

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

(Source: memeluvr2, via sunalwaysshining)

shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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(Source: movedtojackhowarcl, via liftstuffup)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via liftstuffup)

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via sunalwaysshining)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

(via onjailshelp)

mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

(Source: sizvideos, via liftstuffup)

idontlikeyourcat:

plantdragon:

fireandshellamari:

Dragon daddy who loves his baby.

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Oh my god. It got better.

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