sweet-bitsy:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

WHAT A PUP

(via holdincaulfields)

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

(Source: memeluvr2, via sunalwaysshining)

shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via sunalwaysshining)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

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mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

(Source: sizvideos, via liftstuffup)

idontlikeyourcat:

plantdragon:

fireandshellamari:

Dragon daddy who loves his baby.

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Oh my god. It got better.

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bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

(via onjailshelp)

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

(via sunalwaysshining)

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

(via sunalwaysshining)

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

(Source: unofficialbarakat, via part-two-me)

ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

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